By Sealgirl
This was posted at Helix a couple of years ago and was just something I thought up while watching Children's TV (as you do).
The Twelve Days of Christmas (Realm-Style!!).
On the first day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
Venger (with only one horn).
On the second day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
Two Bullywugs
And Venger (with only one horn).
On the third day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
Three Bogbeasts.
Two Bullywugs.
And Venger (with only one horn).
On the fourth day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
Four Lizardmen.
Three Bogbeasts.
Two Bullywugs.
And Venger (with only one horn).
On the fifth day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
(A) Five-headed Dragon.
Four Lizardmen.
Three Bogbeasts.
Two Bullywugs.
And Venger (with only one horn).
On the six day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
Six Kids a-running.
(A) Five-headed Dragon.
Four Lizardmen.
Three Bogbeasts.
Two Bullywugs.
And Venger (with only one horn).
On the seventh day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
Seven Orcs a-chasing.
Six Kids a-running.
(A) Five-headed Dragon.
Four Lizardmen.
Three Bogbeasts.
Two Bullywugs.
And Venger (with only one horn).
On the eighth day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
Eight Demons scheming.
Seven Orcs a-chasing.
Six Kids a-running.
(A) Five-headed Dragon.
Four Lizardmen.
Three Bogbeasts.
Two Bullywugs.
And Venger (with only one horn).
On the ninth day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
Nine Guards a-cowering.
Eight Demons scheming.
Seven Orcs a-chasing.
Six Kids a-running.
(A) Five-headed Dragon.
Four Lizardmen.
Three Bogbeasts.
Two Bullywugs.
And Venger (with only one horn).
On the tenth day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
Ten Beasts a-hunting.
Nine Guards a-cowering.
Eight Demons scheming.
Seven Orcs a-chasing.
Six Kids a-running.
(A) Five-headed Dragon.
Four Lizardmen.
Three Bogbeasts.
Two Bullywugs.
And Venger (with only one horn).
On the eleventh day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
Eleven Dwarves a-mining.
Ten Beasts a-hunting.
Nine Guards a-cowering.
Eight Demons scheming.
Seven Orcs a-chasing.
Six Kids a-running.
(A) Five-headed Dragon.
Four Lizardmen.
Three Bogbeasts.
Two Bullywugs.
And Venger (with only one horn).
On the twelfth day of Christmas, from Dungeonmaster came;
Twelve Portals closing.
Eleven Dwarves a-mining.
Ten Beasts a-hunting.
Nine Guards a-cowering.
Eight Demons scheming.
Seven Orcs a-chasing.
Six Kids a-running.
(A) Five-headed Dragon.
Four Lizardmen.
Three Bogbeasts.
Two Bullywugs.
And Venger (with only one horn).
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